Casting my vote in marriage debate
After much anticipation the letter arrived. I opened it and read the question a first time. I then wasted time, yelling abuse across the room and acting like a schoolyard bully by calling out childish names. At one point I nearly had to remove myself from the room. My lap dogs seemed amused. After reading the question a second time I sat doing nothing from four minutes apart from ringing a bell. I then locked the lounge room door to tick one box. Having performed the duties required of a politician, I resumed my normal adult demeanour. I now lookContinue reading